I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
that's an acceptable place to lick
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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