Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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