Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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