Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Alive.
So much puke
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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