Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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