You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
