dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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