at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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