Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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