I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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