No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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