if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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