Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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