great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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