fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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