You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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