try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Your penis caused this!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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