its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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