ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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