I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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