My friends, they love my intelligence
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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