is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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