Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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