fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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