no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize