As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She bit a glass in half.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Randomize
