$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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