you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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