if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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