brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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