i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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