shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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