I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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