We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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