hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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