She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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