Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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