one two three fourrrrnication!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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