One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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