No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Even my vagina gasped.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
