Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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