Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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