i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
jump out the window naked night went bad
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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