dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i was born a porn star she said
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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