I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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