Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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