a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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