There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i think i just lost a toe
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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