We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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