im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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