STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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