I'm laying in your front yard are you home
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I want a musical about memes.
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