i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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