So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We need to get me chipped asap
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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