Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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