I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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