So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I can't turn off my feet"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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